Ted Cruz: Modern Day Galileo

     Ted Cruz compared himself to Galileo the other day.
     Hahahahahahahahaha...hahahahhahahahaha!(Sorry about that.)

     Like the famous physicist, engineer, astronomer, philosopher, and mathematician *yes, Galileo Gallili was all of those things) back in Florence during the Renaissance, Cruz is the modern day equivalent.

     Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! (Again, sorry. Let me wipe these tears away.)

     Cruz compared today's modern scientists with the people who believed the Earth was flat in Galileo's time, with Climate Change being what today's best scientific minds have got wrong.

     But Senator Cruz has it all figured out because he is a lawyer. Which means he knows more about scientific theory than modern day scientists. You just have to ask him, he'll tell you. Actually, you don't even have to ask him. He will tell you anyway. He's so much smarter than everyone else that he likens himself to being the modern day Galileo. There are some similarities, I have to admit. Galileo was place under house arrest by the Catholic Church for promoting his theory that the Earth revolved around Sun, a theory since proved correct. Cruz sent thousands of federal workers home with no pay for a 16 days a few years ago in an attempt to defund Obamacare. So you see, Galileo and Ted Cruz are practically the same.

     Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...(breath)...hahahahahahahahahaha!