Things That Don't Make Sense to Me

Consider for a moment:

Gun-wielding Christian Conservatives who are only concerned with keeping whats their's and do not believe in helping those less fortunate are considered God's chosen people...

...while liberal-minded Christian Environmentalists who are concerned with our negative impact on the environment and how to help those in need to ensure a better and more stable future are considered dishonest fear mongers.

I wonder which category Noah would have fallen into...